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Stop being a bitch Nance. 

We have all done this.

When watching all of the clips of Secret Life, it is truly amazing that this show has not been cancelled for being completely unrealistic and poorly written. 

Mario Kart

Me:
Dad, what should I do with my banana peel?
Dad:
Just throw it out the car window.
Me:
Okay... *Throws banana peel out car window*
Me:
But dad, what if this is like in Mario Kart and that banana peel is going to cause someone to spin out of control?
Dad:
Then we win.

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama.

The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”

- Tina Fey

Annie is my favorite

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